Three DIVs for the design-gods painting on macs,
Seven for the usability-lords in their websites of grey,
Nine for windoze geeks doomed to debug,
One for the zeldman on his *page of orange,
In the land of New York where the pundits cry.
One DIV to size them all, One DIV to pad them,
One DIV to colour them all and in their browser style them
In the land of W3 where the standards lie.
(hat tip: zeldman)
*the original said "One for the zeldman on his orange page" and I edited it for poetic meter.