In the wee hours of the morning I find myself awake. I am in a state of not desiring wakefulness, yet bounding with energy. While in the throws of chemical delusions, caffeine that dark and ichorous substance, my friend and my nemesis, I hail thee.
God was kind to me this evening. I found myself embarking upon an adventure into territory I had not trod before, and the mountains that I saw before me were more than I could see my way through. Yet with my intrepid companion, and a most merciful God, we marched through fiery trial, sore and afraid, until in the depths of the W3C DOM we found solace in the MSDN Library. All I can say is, thank you God for Microsoft and the best source of documentation anywhere on the World Wide Web.